he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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