and she was petting her beer can
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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