Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
So many bounce houses so little time
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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