why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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