I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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