but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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