as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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