real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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