WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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