Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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