She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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