Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
