normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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