She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i've created a new STD.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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