Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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