i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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