He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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