the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
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