Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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