i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
40s are totally the cure
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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