You're my little dorito
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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