she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
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