well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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