dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
