this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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