so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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