the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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