He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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