3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
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