East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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