so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
