Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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