She said her name was "party"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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