an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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