I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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