what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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