he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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