Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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