Nicole vs. Life
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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