i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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