Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
