Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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