You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
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