Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I deserve this hangover.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Randomize
