That's intense
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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