question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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