rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
operation have a gay friend backfired
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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