If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
from now on my penis is your penis
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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