all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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