I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
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She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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