look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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