she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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