That's intense
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he was CRYING into my vagina
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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