Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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