nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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