this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I love you.
Bad choice
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