normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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