I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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