she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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